Be the exception.
If you could please go to bed so I can smoke some marijuana, it would be greatly appreciated.
Sincerely, your stoner daughter
Eddie Murphy, Sidney Poitier, Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor
girls go to the bathroom together because they have to perform hourly rituals to the dark lord satan. this is a fact
Following back until I find A tumblr girlfriend :)
"Ever get so high that you almost drink you ashtray? Yea? Then you put it down and think to yourself, “Haha, I almost drank an ashtray”…And then you pick it up again?"